Jessica's Servant Boy
Wednesday, April 23, 2008 - 16:51
Jessica's Servant Boy
If I wanted to be Jessica servant, is there a chance that would ever actually happen?
I'm a 19 year old, inshape, boy who's currently in college and would like nothing more then to be Jessica Simpsons servant boy, and for free. I wouldn't ask for a dime in pay. My pay would just to have the honnor of waiting on her hand and foot. But, how likely would this actually be?
I mean, I know that first, getting ahold of her to actually offer this is next to impossible. Second, having her not think I'm some nutcase. And third, she may not even want to have a servant boy. Plus the fact that she probably already has a whole team taking care of all her needs, but there's got to be things that a 'hired' team doesn't do. (such as cleaning, fanning, umbrella, etc..) Plus I would offer it for free. (not that she's hard up to save money)
So, does anyone think that there's anything at all I can do to make this happen? Or is it just wishful thinking?
Hope to hear from any of you.
Best wishes.
Kisor
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Well, what if I were to start a petition to be Jessica's Servant for just a trial week. Would anyone sign it, or would everyone just laugh at me?
I'd absolutely do everything for her. I would carry her bags, carry her umbrella or ANYTHING, if I could just meet her! I love her so much. Umm, well, of course she has myspace, so you can send a private message to her there, but I'm not saying she'll answer, because she is so busy, and.. Well you know. :-) And you may could send an email through Joanna from SK. But as you know yourself, Jess is busy and I don't think she's going to answer to all the emails and messages, sooo...
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Jessica, you're my everything! And you you will ALWAYS be!!
Biggest fan of yours ! LOVE YA!
Thanks for the reply.
Ya, I understand that she probably has most of her needs taken care of and that she, more then likely doesn't want a servant. But you never know, she might actually like the idea, and besides, there's got to be things that a servant boy like myself would be willing to do that her 'paid' helpers wouldn't. Like do you think that any of them ever fan her while she's relaxing, or would clean her house and cars for free and stuff like that? I mean, I know she's not needing to cut costs or anything, but still.
Oh, sweet but I don't think that Jessica wants servants at all. I mean, she isn't diva and she can hold her purse in her own hands. Of course there is some people to take care of her, you know, like hairstylists (well, Jess has her Ken!) and so on, but I don't think she needs any servants. Some celebs appoints people to lackey them all the time, but I think it's just not Jessica's style to live. And now she has Tony, and I think he's excited to hold her bags! :)
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Jessica, you're my everything! And you you will ALWAYS be!!
Biggest fan of yours ! LOVE YA!