Nothing says "I'm over yet another humiliating breakup" like a song about desperation. Simpson's reign as Tony Romo's girlfriend has tanked and so has her career as a best selling pop star, so for her new album she's making like Jewel and going back to her country-western roots. Surprisingly, her first twangy single is a slick treat. Begging a boy to drop his dirty dishes and come to bed, Simpson keeps it simple and on a Shania Twain-esque foot-stomper built on energetic acoustic and slide guitars. Welcome to Nashville , Jess, where ditsy blondes are the new black. KYLE ANDERSON